Hello, it's the weekend. This is The Weekender ☕

I'm hijacking this week's Weekender to promote TPM's very special, very slimy, once-a-year special commemoration of the best and brightest buffoons whose bad behavior gave us life this past year. 

The Golden Dukes, TPM's public corruption Oscars named after the infamous Duke Cunningham, have returned. It's the most wonderful time of the year dedicated to recognizing 2023's scummiest trash holes and greatest grifters. The Golden Dukes have been running for 15 years now, offering TPM staff and readers a moment during the holidays to catch our breath and revel in the comedic absurdity of scandal, brazenness and our dark political moment.

Sure, it was an epic year for public corruption on a large scale, but also on stupid and small scales. For one thing, George Santos existed. But the expelled congressman's resume padding and (alleged) fraud was given a run for its money by Sen. Robert Menendez's (D-NJ) insatiable appetite for (allegedly) accepting bribes in the form of gold bars, or Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' gluttonous penchant for luxury yachts and vacations with billionaires.

But the Golden Dukes are about so much more than your average, shameless public corruption. TPM lives to celebrate mendacity and we raise our glasses to the bad, salacious and crazy in all of its most foolish, and also carnal, forms. Whether you're a congresswoman lying about vapin' and gropin' in a public theater or a governor so desperate to find your MAGAland footing you pull out a poop map during a debate — we're here to celebrate you.

Last week, we asked you to submit nominations for the worst offenders in seven different categories. TPM readers, you delivered. So much so that we had to spend hours winnowing down the list.

Now we need your help again. Help us crown 2023's most odious weasels by voting here. 

May the best bigot win!

— Nicole Lafond